My Mum episode

My mum call me, for? Its time of the month for her allowance liao.
S0 she ask me if i happen to see my bro then jus pass the money to him.
My mum don even wan to make effort to be at home so i can see her lor.
Haven seen her for coming 4 months. Talk a few time on the phone only asking for more money.
She say her b'day coming and she want to go Genting can we sponsor her for the trip.
I say how much is that she say the trip $300.
I say what? go Genting need $300 how come i dont knoe its so expensive.
She say cos hols etc. I was reluctant cos i knoe she go there to gamble and give her money go meaning she will gamble all away. Mean time i told her to make next sat free, cos i wan bring her go buy Chinese New Year clothes. She very happy and say of cos i wan buy. i say i need pay for your genting trip, CNY clothes and give you allowance i don't own a bank lor.
She say if i own a bank she would ask for even more liao lor. FAINTZ.........
Then she say in that case, she dont wan buy CNY clothes liao can give her money to go genting instead. I was like what?
CNY clothes also don wan buy wan spend money to go gamble. Reali hopeless case liao la.
Wat kind of mum i have
Sucks man, where got such ppl one. what have i done to deserve this?
I sms all my siblings and told them mum wan go genting instead of bringing her out for dinner.
All agreed to share the Genting cost, lucky i got siblings that share not for my sis thou but i always force her to pay not cos i very evil but cos she will spend the money on buying 4D etc also. Same pattern as my mum.
so eventually i will pay part of her trip, give her the usual monthly allowance and give her some allowance to go genting and spend and brng her buy CNY clothes.
I reali tink i shld be more heartless to my mum but what to do she is still my mum.

p/s: Happy Birthday Babe !!!